A Feminist!

Men. And Today's women!
Male : I just can't stand these slutty women anymore! All these women today have turned into these sex crazed nymphos!
Female: What nonsense! What are you taking about?
Male: Hey come on! What happened to the likes of valour and strength? What happened to those days when women would like charming men who'd open doors, are polite, and would take care and protect their women!
Female : But, hey... Don't forget. I like sexy men. All women do! One always prefers a sexier better half right? By all means. So if now the issue is women being more aggressive about their sex lives and love lives, spare me the charm and ooze some sexiness!
Male : No way! Thats so lame! Women should opt for men who protect our country. Who build the stones of our corporate foundations. Men who truly add to the reserves of our country. Men who make a difference. Not some lame ass models or movie icons with a couple of songs here and there and truckloads of money!
Female : Hey come on! Thats your prerogative... to each his own!
Male :%&^&$!!!@$$%^%*&( kya samajhte hain apne aap ko %&*(@#$#%
I was being lectured on issues of morality and how women have turned into these wild beasts who have no problem expressing their sexuality and demanding a good time by this one guy I know. The point here is not to turn into a female chauvinist. Just want to have some fun. Am experimenting with my sense of humour.
Oh yea, BTW. The tiny note below-no offence please ;0)


Dear Mr. No-Brains-Hot-Pants,

Well, I must congratulate you in response to your recent outbursts in lambasting women with such a sexy appeal! I'm truly surprised you weren't in the list of the world's sexiest men, or else I would have voted for you! You've got the sexiest mind I've come across or at least that's how your attitude appeals to me.
Believe me, I was waiting to lecture my kind down the morality lane. Admire the deeds and not the physique. Pray! It’s the heart and not the face that matters. Its shocking that there is a man existing, who indeed believes in righteous living and loving.
I must confess most good looking men are dumb pricks (pun intended) and give me nausea. But, they do give my hormones a temporary run for the mill. Albeit, the ones that have sparked the taste buds of my ever increasing thirst for intellect, are the only ones who have held my interest for more than a couple of milliseconds. I'm afraid to comment on what women want from men in today's terms. Tired of being treated as lusted sex objects, women too would like to dip their heads in the pool of pure fleshy ecstasy. Sadly though there is a dearth of sexy minds and the soul has to satiate its appetite with the body.
I am thankful to you for this enterprising endeavour you've taken to show the right directions to women who'd lost their way. Alas! It seems we'll never get the 'rightful' orgasm any more.
Warm regards for your foolish, sardonic, and unappreciated efforts,
With cunt love,
Ms. Feminist